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this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
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“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”
I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.
That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.
FOREVER REBLOG <3
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Every time it appears on my dash.
I will reblog it.
So simple yet so clever
it kinda scares me…
I wonder how many hipsters reblog this not realizing it’s doctor who
^ Shit I actually thought this was from Catching Fire cause of the whole arena being a clock thing..
me too oh shit
(Source: iraffiruse, via legit-humour)
the best time to ask someone out is on april 1st, because if they reject you, you can just say “APRIL FOOLS!” and then go sob quietly in a corner
(Source: zuved, via legit-humour)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other
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